I’m Not Saying I Hate You But… (Unplug Life Support) T-Shirt

$15.99

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I'm Not Saying I Hate You But... (Unplug Life Support) T-Shirt
I'm Not Saying I Hate You But... (Unplug Life Support) T-Shirt
$15.99

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The I’m Not Saying I Hate You But… T-Shirt is the perfect mix of dark humor and savage sarcasm. Featuring the brutally funny phrase, “I’m Not Saying I Hate You, But I Would Unplug Your Life Support To Charge My Phone,” this tee is designed for those who appreciate a little ruthless wit and aren’t afraid to show it. If your sense of humor is as sharp as your comebacks, this shirt is calling your name.

Made from soft, breathable fabric, this T-shirt is as comfortable as it is bold. Perfect for casual wear, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or shorts for an easygoing yet statement-making look. Whether you’re rocking it for laughs, shocking a few people, or gifting it to a fellow sarcasm expert, this tee guarantees reactions wherever you go.

Wear at your own risk—this level of humor isn’t for the faint of heart!

Tags: funny rude t-shirt, dark humor shirt, savage sarcastic tee, unplug life support joke, witty statement t-shirt, unapologetic attitude apparel, no filter humor shirt, sarcastic graphic tee, offensive funny t-shirt, bold sarcasm clothing.

1 review for I’m Not Saying I Hate You But… (Unplug Life Support) T-Shirt

  1. Jef

    Love this tee! It was the perfect tee for the occasion, not sure you want to know what occasion but, it’s an X…

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Size Guide

Graphic T-Shirt Size Guide

Normal Fit

A – Length: measure the distance from the highest point of the shoulder down to the t-shirt’s bottom seam.

B – Width: measure from the bottom of one armpit to the other.

A B C
S 27.99 in 17.99 in 7.48 in
M 28.98 in 19.49 in 7.48 in
L 30 in 21.97 in 7.72 in
XL 30.98 in 23.98 in 7.72 in
2XL 31.97 in 25.98 in 8.74 in
3XL 32.48 in 27.48 in 8.74 in
4XL 34.49 in 28.98 in 8.74 in
5XL 35 in 30.98 in 8.74 in
6XL 37.48 in 32.99 in 8.74 in

Details

  • Brand: Fruit of the Loom (HD Cotton)
  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester)
  • Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (medium-weight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Comes in a variety of colors and sizes from S to 6XL
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.